In response to the news yesterday that Colorado is the 48th least safe place in the USA, a fast and concerted effort was made by 6pm yesterday to make our great state the least safe place in the country. Good job natives!

I'd like to thank all natives for the quick response and to the police who have made no arrests and issued no suspect information so as to encourage others to come forward and make sure that by this time next year, Colorado is the least safe place in the country! Thank You Emperor Polis for giving us the fields from which to sow violence so we can claim the crown next year!

Remember…concentrated and sustained lack of safety and policing will only bump us up in the "quality of life" category because we know what makes us happy!

https://www.denver7.com/news/crime/3-people-shot-in-broad-daylight-near-16th-street-mall-in-denver