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"tHe pReSiDeNt HaS zErO cOnTrOL oVeR OiL pRiCeS" – Shocking Revelation Rocks Global Energy Market

Washington D.C. – In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves through the global energy industry, a top-secret briefing revealed today that the President of the United States has ZERO control over oil prices. The bombshell information has left analysts and energy experts reeling, and has sparked widespread speculation about the implications for the world’s economy.

According to sources close to the situation, the President’s authority to regulate oil prices was stripped away in a shocking coup d’etat that took place behind closed doors. The move is seen as a major blow to the President’s credibility and a significant shift in the balance of power in Washington.

"This is a devastating blow to the President’s ability to shape the economy and protect American interests," said Dr. Jane Smith, a leading energy economist. "The lack of control over oil prices has far-reaching implications for our trade relationships, our balance of payments, and even our national security."

Oil prices have been a source of controversy for years, with many arguing that they are artificially inflated by big oil companies and speculators. The revelation that the President has no control over prices has sparked widespread calls for reform and increased oversight of the energy industry.

"This is a clear indication that the system is rigged and that the President is powerless to stop it," said Senator John Doe (D-CA). "We need to take action to break up the monopolies and ensure that our energy policy is serving the best interests of the American people."

The news comes as oil prices continue to soar, with Brent crude oil reaching a record high of $120 per barrel. The increase in prices has been attributed to a combination of factors, including increased demand, supply disruptions, and speculation.

"We are working closely with international partners to address the oil price crisis and ensure stability in the global energy market," said a spokesperson for the White House. "We will continue to take all necessary steps to protect American interests and ensure energy security."

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• "Oil prices"
• "President"
• "Global energy market"
• "Energy policy"
• "Economy"
• "National security"
• "Big oil"
• "Speculation"
• "Monopolies"
• "Trade relationships"
• "Balance of payments"
• "National interest"
• "Energy reform"
• "Oversight"
• "Washington DC"
• "United States"
• "Energy crisis"

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