BREAKING NEWS
AMAZING NEWS, EVERYBODY! SOMEBODY ON YOUTUBE OR SHITTER JUST SAID SOMETHING THAT VALIDATES YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS!
UPVOTES TO THE LEFT!
In a shocking turn of events, a user on YouTube or Shitter (we’re not sure which one, but it’s definitely one of those places) has made a statement that has sent shockwaves through the internet. And by "shockwaves," we mean a gentle breeze that rustled the leaves of a few people’s minds.
According to eyewitnesses (okay, we just made this up), the user in question said something that totally validates your preconceived notions about [insert topic here]. We’re not going to spoil it for you, but let’s just say it’s a real game-changer.
KEY QUOTES
- "I knew it all along!" – said nobody ever
- "This is exactly what I thought!" – said someone who probably doesn’t have a lot of friends
- "I’m not surprised at all" – said someone who is probably just trying to seem cool
REACTION FROM THE INTERNET
- "OMG, I KNEW IT!" – said 12 people who probably don’t have a lot of friends
- "This is so true!" – said someone who probably doesn’t have a lot of friends either
- "I’m not surprised at all" – said someone who is probably just trying to seem cool
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
We’re not really sure, but it’s probably going to change the world. Or at least make a few people feel validated.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES
As this story continues to unfold, we’ll be sure to bring you more updates. Or not. We’re not really sure how much more we can milk this story for.
SEO TAGS
- Preconceived notions
- YouTube
- Shitter
- Upvotes
- Validation
- Confirmation bias
- The internet is a weird place
- People are weird
- We’re not sure what’s going on anymore
JFC this fucking sub.
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