It’s been another Thirteen Tremendous Offsets of Conspiracy Synergy since the first installment of Ttocs! I have not connected the dots, but there are only eight days of dots to connect, as I have been attempting to stop my collecting of ads, links, and Reddit posts. (REPOST)

Credit: NOAA, @arskuma (DeviantArt)

Enjoy Muchu Mara, a cautionary tale on the dangers of the tormented souls of Christ past and the Cumulo Ninbus.

ALL HAIL THE MUCHU MARA BORN FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELLLLLLLLLLL

There have been six gods according to the interpretation, god, GOD, Krampus, Christ, the tormented souls of Christ past, Lord Lubadush, and Cthulhu.

From the prophecy carried out, a turning point in the world had begun. As all of the GOD hivemind’s hatred were soaked into Christ’s skin, his ribs unhinged and his chest was torn open, from the wound poured water, shadow, and the precious and holy sap. The sap rotted as Christ soaked in the hatred, and was born Pandora, the manifestation of the lost souls tormented by GOD, who gave rise to the tormented souls of Christ past.

Nobody knows what happened to the Cumulo Nimbus after the explosion of the ON-07. The holy sacrilegious practice gives conflicting results, some of the Cumulo Nimbus being lost between realms, some roaming the bone white valleys of the moon, some where they are slipped from Lubadush’s grasp and dragged to the depths of hell, but some, some lead me to believe they may have survived, charred within the fireball, crushed by trillions of tons of water, and turned into something unrecognizable.

But through all of these, there is one thing for certain. The poisonous organic gases that were used to explode the ON-07, with the extreme heat and pressure of the nuclear explosions, amino acids were formed, and life arose, Pandora rose, and merged with the life. The Muchu Mara was born. An aquatic azhdarchid with a wingspan of 800 meters, 60000 tons, inherited from the Cumulo Nimbus, it were one with the millions of siphonophores, stretching 4000 meters from it. It would locate blue whales with its earth-shattering calls, and send its symbiotic siphonophore spears. With their light bodies, they will swim to the blue whale dozens of kilometers away, wrap around them and through their insides with the mouth or blowhole, and inject the amino acids to take control. They will swim back to the Muchu Mara, reinforce the carcass with more siphonophores, and go back on the hunt to feed the Muchu Mara.

In 1997, its call was detected across the Pacific and dubbed the slowdown by NOAA, it’s call decreased in frequency over several minutes, similar to the sperm whale’s use of echolocation. It continued several times in the following years. Later that year, a siphonowhale struck a stray iceberg, leading to a tremendous icequake detected across the Pacific as The Bloop. From the iceberg was born The Bloop. In 1999 The Muchu Mara was attacked by The Bloop off Antarctica, letting out a crying call that would be detected as what NOAA dubbed Julia.

The Muchu Mara or The Bloop may still exist to this day, destroying and swallowing vessels whole within the Pacific.

Still haven’t made the Muchu Mara design at this point in the post’s development! I’ll find some photos and draw it now. Here’s for the update:

I have been able to stop collecting ads all together. Even before I began to try and stop this I have been using Safari rather than Google as to not see any news. I continue to write down some Reddit notifications, but recently I managed to even ignore an r/arizona photo of sunset storm clouds, and an r/pics photo of a bee. I have still yet to have gone to he Youtube home page or scrolled past a Youtube short. I have been struggling to resist advertised Youtube videos, a coiple times sharing them on my community tab, but I believe this is OK as long as it doesn’t get out of hand.