Breaking News:
Toxic Traits Alert: I have an Uncontrollable Spending Spree on Dippers… and I’m Not Quitting!
Breaking Free of Financial Sanity, ONE Purchase at a Time
Doomscrolling through the snack aisle yesterday night, I stumbled upon
DIP ALERT: DUNKIN’ DONUT’S Limited Edition "Maple Bacon BBQ" Dip
Like Moth to Flame, I Burnt My Wallet to Ash
DAMN YOU, Dip… I mean, have I ever been so weak in my mortal soul? I swear, some part of me died when they served me that complimentary Dip tester at the store. NO PART OF ME KILLED A PART OF ME AS VIOLENT AS DIP.
After This, I Won 1000 Dippers per Case… and Then CASHED IN 25+ CASSES
THE CURRENCY OF LOVE (not shared) IS DIP STOCKINGS
WHen YOU’RE IN A DOZE, DIP Wakens Up
SO WOE IS ME! Here we are, in this wondrous world of DIPPERNOMICS
Breaking Trend: Dip Buying on An Actual High
**Why so long? Because I’M still UNDER THE INFLUENCE (of DIP)"
"I CAN FINISH THIS CASE, FINALLY! (Or in next 3 hours… Same DIFFERENCE)"
**"We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming"… WAKE UP, SIR!"
Breaking News Broadcast Has Ended
NOW LET’S GET THIS SHOPLIFTING UNDER WARRANTY & GET THE LOLS INTACT!
DISCLAIMER:
**For optimal viewing experience, please consider reducing snack intake and increasing dip-some-else. Assemble at your own risk."
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My toxic trait is buying this dip