BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY, FORGETS ABOUT REALITY
A bizarre incident unfolded in the quiet neighborhood of [Neighborhood Name] yesterday evening, as a local resident became engrossed in a book of Greek mythology, completely forgetting about the burglary that was unfolding around him.
The Scene
According to eyewitnesses, 32-year-old [Man’s Name] was rummaging through the stolen goods in his basement when he stumbled upon an old book titled "The Metamorphoses" by Ovid. As he began reading, he became so captivated by the tales of mythological creatures and heroes that he forgot about the chaos surrounding him.
"I was just getting to the part where Persephone is abducted by Hades, and I couldn’t tear myself away," [Man’s Name] said in a statement. "The next thing I knew, I was an hour and a half later, and I had no idea what was happening around me."
The Burglary
Meanwhile, [Burglar’s Name], a 25-year-old suspect, had been ransacking [Man’s Name]’s home, stealing valuable items and leaving a trail of destruction in his wake. However, [Burglar’s Name] was oblivious to the fact that [Man’s Name] had discovered the loot, thanks to his newfound fascination with ancient mythology.
"It was like he was in a trance or something," said [Neighbor’s Name], who witnessed the commotion from her nearby window. "I was shocked when I saw him just sitting there, reading his book, while [Burglar’s Name] was running around upstairs, stealing things."
The Aftermath
When authorities arrived at the scene, they found [Burglar’s Name] attempting to flee the premises with a stolen laptop. [Man’s Name], still engrossed in his book, remained oblivious to the drama unfolding around him.
"It’s a miracle he wasn’t hurt or worse," said Detective [Detective’s Name]. "We’re grateful that no one was injured during this bizarre incident."
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Man Finds Book of Greek Mythology, Starts Reading, Becomes Engrossed, Forgets He’s In The Middle Of A Burglary