BREAKING NEWS
WATER IS WET, SKIES ARE BLUE, AND THE SUN RISES IN THE EAST: SCIENTISTS CONFIRM THE OBVIOUS
In a stunning revelation that has left the scientific community reeling, researchers have confirmed what we all knew to be true: water is indeed wet, the sky is a lovely shade of blue, and the sun rises in the east.
According to sources, the groundbreaking study, published today in the prestigious journal "No-Brainers," conclusively proves that these fundamental facts are, in fact, true.
"It’s a game-changer," said Dr. Jane Smith, lead researcher on the project. "We’ve been studying these phenomena for years, and it’s amazing to finally have the data to back up what we’ve always known."
The study, which involved extensive research and experimentation, found that water, when tested, consistently exhibited wet properties. The team also discovered that the sky, when viewed, appeared blue, and that the sun, when observed, rose in the east.
"This is a major milestone in the field of obviousness," said Dr. John Doe, a colleague of Dr. Smith. "We’re thrilled to have been able to contribute to this research and look forward to future studies that confirm even more obvious truths."
KEY FINDINGS:
- Water is wet
- The sky is blue
- The sun rises in the east
- Grass is green
- Cats are adorable
- Pizza is delicious
WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU:
This breakthrough has significant implications for our daily lives. No longer will we need to wonder about the basic nature of reality. We can now confidently go about our days, knowing that the fundamentals are solidly in place.
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