Sat. Jan 11th, 2025


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BREAKING NEWS

Feel like the world is on top of you and just won’t quit? Maybe someone’s got your number. In a shocking turn of events, reports have come in that millions worldwide have succumbed to a common epidemic: the need to bask in the glorious existence of felines!

When asked for comment, social media platforms have come to a standstill as anxious users flood feeds with emotive requests: "Just need some cat pics pls!" and "Hey @catsofinstagram can I get some serious eye candy rn?"

These developments have sent shockwaves of relief across the globe. "We’re experiencing higher-than-usual requests for cat content," Instagram assured us, "We cannot confirm nor deny allegations, but it’s highly plausible that our users might find solace in whisker-tastic visuals today. #CatLadyRepublik #FurrySympathy"

With widespread reports of cat-filled nostalgia and calming effects of 4-paw cuddle therapy, experts agree the world has never needed Feline Overload as badly as it does today:

"Cat pics offer temporary reprieve from an overly complex world," renowned sociologist, Dr. Claire Purrington (yeah, that’s her actual name) shared in a statement. "Subtly reassuring, a photo of a cat could transport us back to moments where life seemed simpler and joys were less complicated #LifeHacks #KibbleForTheSoul"

As we continue to reel from the cat pic barrage, here are the facts:

  1. Furry friends on social media currently outnumber non-furry profiles by 3 to 1.
  2. Requests for cat videos rose an astonishing 300% just this morning.
  3. Cat-related memes currently dominating the interwebs:

"Cats: the sole motivators behind humanity’s perseverance"

  1. Cats currently holding down the majority in the following categories: soft, cute, fluffed, snuggled and purr-fect

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Social Trends

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afraid of missing out of cat pics? Join millions worldwide by following hashtags [insert cat-related keywords]: #FelineTerrors #KittyCamraderie #PetRescuePals

Got some bad news. Just not feeling mentally well today. Marble for tax.



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25 thoughts on “Feeling down, can I see cat pics please!”
  1. https://preview.redd.it/lc4icqo1sopd1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d375fa9c25e19fe2cdd15ce9260c607a06fe3c

    This is Howland, she’s a menace to society… but she’s pretty and she’s cuddly (but don’t ever try to go to the bathroom alone, nope, expect to hold her in your arms while peeing because otherwise she WILL get in the toilet to catch your attention, also don’t try to leave her out of the bathroom, she CAN and WILL break the door down, she will bug her sister Peanuts to death, she WILL pee on your recently washed clothes and duvets and your shower, but she’s funny… and she will catch bugs for you.) You’re crying and need a hug? She’s also your girl… and again, she’s very pretty, the raccoon tail and the tinted ears and the dirty looking paws really pull the whole thing off.

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