BREAKING NEWS: NO NEWS IN ENGLISH
[Date: February 22, 2023]
In a stunning turn of events, officials at major news outlets across the globe have confirmed that there is, in fact, NO NEWS in the English language. This sudden and inexplicable development has left the world reeling, as journalists and language enthusiasts scramble to make sense of this unprecedented phenomenon.
DEVELOPING STORY
Eyewitnesses describe the scene as "total chaos" as newsstands and websites remain eerily silent. "It’s like a news drought or something," said one resident of London. "I’ve never seen anything like it. I keep expecting something, anything, to break. But it seems like every major story, every minor scandal, has just… vanished."
Government officials are urging citizens to remain calm and are reassuring the public that all available resources are being mobilized to find a solution. "We’re working closely with our international partners to identify the root cause of this unprecedented situation," said a spokesperson for the Federal Communications Commission. "Until then, we ask for your understanding and cooperation in this trying time."
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An empty newsstand in Manhattan, with no papers available and a sign that reads "No News Available in English".
VIDEO BITE:
Journalists from major outlets express frustration and concern over the sudden absence of news. "I’ve been working in this industry for over 20 years, and I’ve never seen anything like this," says John Smith, a veteran correspondent. "It’s like the very fabric of reality has changed."
WHAT’S NEXT?
As the situation continues to unfold, Stay Tuned for further updates and developments.
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