BREAKING NEWS
I’M SO STUPID: SHOCKING ADMISSION BY WORLD LEADERS CAUSES GLOBAL STUNNER
In a stunning development, top world leaders from various countries have come together to confess that they’re "so stupid". Yes, you read that right! The admission has left the international community in shock, with many wondering how this could have happened.
KEY QUOTES FROM THE LEADERS:
- "I’ve always known I’m stupid, but I never thought I’d be saying this out loud," said US President, Joe Biden.
- "I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I’m so stupid, I forgot my own phone number," confessed UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson.
- "I’ve made so many mistakes, I’m starting to think I’m not even human," said French President, Emmanuel Macron.
REACTION FROM THE PUBLIC:
The public is reeling from this unexpected revelation, with many taking to social media to express their shock and disbelief.
- "This is insane! Who does this?" tweeted @SarahJones.
- "I’m speechless," posted @JohnDoe.
- "This is the end of the world as we know it," joked @ComedyCritic.
ANALYSIS FROM EXPERTS:
Experts are scratching their heads, trying to make sense of this sudden confession.
- "It’s unprecedented, to say the least," said Dr. Jane Smith, a leading political analyst. "We’ve never seen anything like this before."
- "It’s possible that they’re trying to take the heat off themselves," suggested Dr. John Lee, a renowned psychologist.
LATEST DEVELOPMENTS:
As the world struggles to come to terms with this shocking news, leaders are scrambling to contain the fallout.
- The United Nations has announced an emergency meeting to address the crisis.
- Governments around the world are rushing to issue statements, distancing themselves from the leaders’ admission.
- The Internet is flooded with memes, jokes, and sarcastic comments, as people try to make sense of the situation.
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hey guys.. so my story goes like this..
I’m married (2yrs) and last time I went online chatting was during the covid lockdown, this Saturday I was alone, I had read the news months ago about omegle shutdown and out of curiosity searched for alternatives and came up with omegleme… didn’t mean to jerk off or stuff just curious as always. after some skips comes up this girl asking for “fun” and goes like you show me I show you and flashes her tits so I do the same (I wasn’t even hard) and she asks me to add her on instagram which I didn’t, and skipped then after 30 mins same person same stuff and this time left me a new user and asked me if you want I can follow you so we continue there.. STUPID ME knowing what’s happening impulsively left my user JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY SO I GET A LAUGH about mf on the other side accepted the son of the bitch she called and after less than a minute idk how she makes a group call with all my followers (fortunately I was not naked or doing shit) I hang up and blocked her.
After 10 minutes she started to send me with other 3 accounts screenshots writing me TALK TO ME DUDE IF YOU DON’T WANT YOUR REPUTATION FUCKED ETC.
I didn’t even read the message I just deleted it and went on.
After 20 mins she sent other screenshots of my dick and my wife’s profile with the same message at this point I closed my msg requests (my profile is only friends and family so it was already private).
Since Saturday it’s been a nightmare… I barely eat, with each notification on my phone or on my girl’s phone I panic and I can’t talk with anyone.
I was always strategic had many dummy profiles (not for these stuff, just to get in touch with weed dealers etc. ), different users on different platforms just being a 90’s kid growing up with the internet I knew stuff and been always low profile this time for the first time I fucked up being impulsive stupid.
I don’t know the next move considering that they can’t write me anymore… I’m even worried writing here but I’m just depressed.
Help me…
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