BREAKING NEWS
WORLDS FATTTEST HAMSTER FORGETS SHE WAS DIGGING AND FALLS ASLEEP LIKE A DUMBASS
[IMAGE: A photo of the hamster fast asleep in her cozy burrow]
Date: March 22, 2023
Location: Hamsterville, USA
In a shocking turn of events, the world’s fattest hamster, Bubbles, has made headlines after falling asleep while digging a tunnel in her backyard. The hamster, known for her love of food and comfort, was busy burrowing underground when she suddenly dozed off, leaving her in a precarious situation.
Eyewitnesses report that Bubbles was seen digging furiously, her paws moving swiftly as she created a network of tunnels and burrows. However, as the hours passed, her pace slowed, and she eventually collapsed onto the dirt, fast asleep.
"It was like she just forgot what she was doing," said Jane Doe, a neighbor who witnessed the incident. "I was like, ‘Bubbles, what are you doing? You’re digging a hole!’ But she just snored and drooled all over the place."
Bubbles, who weighs in at an impressive 3.5 pounds, has made a name for herself as the world’s fattest hamster. Her love of food has led to a series of controversies, including a viral video of her eating an entire pizza by herself.
This latest incident has left many questioning Bubbles’ ability to function as a hamster. "It’s a miracle she didn’t suffocate herself," said Dr. John Smith, a leading expert on hamster behavior. "It’s clear that Bubbles has some… let’s say, ‘challenges’ when it comes to focusing on tasks."
As news of the incident spreads, fans and detractors alike are taking to social media to share their thoughts on Bubbles’ latest mishap.
"I love Bubbles, but this is just ridiculous," said @hamsterlover123 on Twitter. "Can’t she just stay awake for once?"
"Bubbles is the real MVP," said @hamsterfans4life on Instagram. "She may be a little slow, but she’s got spirit!"
The incident has sparked a heated debate about hamster intelligence and cognitive function. Some experts argue that Bubbles’ ability to fall asleep while digging is a sign of a larger issue, while others claim that it’s simply a result of her love of comfort and relaxation.
Regardless of the cause, one thing is clear: Bubbles is not the most awake hamster in the world.
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BREAKING NEWS: worlds fattest hamster forgets she was digging and falls asleep like a dumbass
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Lmao what a dimwit. Shine a flash light on her to wake her up
Sleepy ass
She obviously hasn’t been given enough adderall, this it animal abuse give her 20mg right now
This is what happens when you do abusive things like give them these huge enclosures they get lost in, and a bunch of bedding they have to strain themselves digging through.
This is shameful, you should give her a ton of wet food like lettuce and strawberries to recover some moisture and give her a less demanding enclosure like a ham jar or soda can.