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Tampon Tim’s Heroic Act: Democrats Claim He Saved His Son from Teleprompter
In a shocking turn of events, Democratic leaders are praising Tampon Tim, a self-proclaimed "Tampon King," for his bravery in saving his son from a teleprompter malfunction.
According to eyewitnesses, Tampon Tim’s son was in grave danger after a teleprompter malfunctioned during a live broadcast, causing the words on the screen to become jumbled and nonsensical. Tampon Tim, who was in the audience, sprang into action, using his trusty tampons to create a makeshift shield to protect his son from the chaotic scene.
"I was in a state of panic," said Tampon Tim in an exclusive interview. "I knew I had to act fast to save my son. I grabbed a few tampons from my pocket and used them to create a barrier between my son and the teleprompter. It was a moment of pure instinct."
The Democratic Party has hailed Tampon Tim’s heroism, with party leaders praising his quick thinking and bravery.
"Tampon Tim’s actions are a testament to the power of quick thinking and bravery," said a Democratic Party spokesperson. "We are proud to have him as a member of our community and we hope that his heroism will inspire others to take action in times of crisis."
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Dems are saying that Tampon Tim Saved his son from a teleprompter.
That’s one way to spin it.
Come the fuck on, those idiots will believe anything