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Useless Heroic Dragon Expected to Make a Splash in Upcoming Racing Competition
[Date: March 12, 2023] – In a shocking turn of events, the world of professional racing has been abuzz with the news that the notorious Useless Heroic Dragon, a majestic but hapless dragon with a penchant for causing chaos on the track, is set to compete in the next high-stakes racing competition.
Rumors have been circulating for weeks that the Useless Heroic Dragon, known for its lack of coordination and tendency to trip over its own feet, would be entering the fray, and now sources close to the racing team have confirmed the news.
"I’m thrilled to announce that the Useless Heroic Dragon will be joining our roster for the upcoming competition," said Team Manager, Jane Smith. "We’re excited to see what this unique dragon brings to the table and are confident that its… erm… unique skills will be an asset to our team."
The Useless Heroic Dragon’s last appearance on the track was marked by a series of embarrassing mishaps, including a catastrophic collision with the track’s safety barrier and a brief excursion into the nearby spectator stands. However, despite its questionable racing abilities, the dragon has become a fan favorite due to its endearing incompetence and good-natured humor.
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The next Heroic Race this months features High Seismic dragon, a heroic dragon that just some weeks before is a tribute and have earth as it's typing. Considering most if not 90% of all Heroic either have War or Iron his typings are an absolute liability despite his stats being on the greater end
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I just traded like 200 of his orbs for High Frozen empowerment lmao