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Breaking News: Mysterious Cosmic Event Rocks the World; Scientists Baffled as ‘WTF Happens’

Date: March 15, 2023

Washington D.C. – In a shocking turn of events, a bizarre astronomical phenomenon has left the world in a state of disbelief and confusion. Reports began flooding in early this morning of a strange, unprecedented celestial occurrence that has stumped scientists and left thousands scratching their heads.

"We are still trying to process what we’re seeing here," said Dr. Lisa Nguyen, a leading expert in astro-physics at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. "The data is inconsistent with anything we’ve ever seen before. It’s like a cosmic ‘WTF happens’ moment."

The unexpected event, which has been dubbed "The Great Weirdening," appears to involve a sudden and inexplicable rearrangement of the positions and velocities of celestial objects in our solar system.

According to NASA officials, a cluster of planets including Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn have moved inexplicably closer together, while other planets on the opposite side of the solar system have seemingly migrated towards the Sun.

"These movements are not natural, nor are they explainable by our current understanding of astrophysics," said NASA Administrator, Bill Nelson. "We are doing our best to gather as much data as possible to better understand what is occurring."

Theories are rife, with some proposing the possibility of an exotic energy source or even wormholes connecting distant parts of the universe. Others claim that the event may be connected to an unknown ancient civilization’s technology.

"From our observations, we have detected a strange radiation pattern emanating from the area where the planets seem to be converging," said Dr. John Cahn, a physicist from the University of California. "We are working diligently to understand the nature and purpose of this radiation signal."

As the world remains gripped by this unfathomable phenomenon, panic is beginning to set in among some segments of society. "I don’t care what the scientists say," said Sarah Johnson, a concerned citizen from Colorado. "I just know that something is very, very wrong. I think it’s the end times."

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