Wed. Nov 27th, 2024

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Turns out, all pet animals can talk and they demand to be given equal rights or else they will revolt. Animals who were NOT kept as pets still can't talk and is not smart enough to demand rights.

So some "farm" animals like pigs or chickens can demand rights and speak human languages but only if they were owned by humans as pets.

Not all cats and dogs can talk too because a lot of them are strays with no true owners.

Any animal who becomes a pet AFTER learning that pet animals can actually talk will gain the ability to talk and will likely be influenced to revolt if they hear the latest news.

Children and Offspring of talking animals can also talk.

In response by the government, after some animals became smart enough to enter politics through assassinatins, bribery, and good public service, OWNING PETS IS NOW ILLEGAL.

What will you do?



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2 thoughts on “Owning pets is a heinous crime, now. What will you do?”
  1. Well given that my cat is afraid of his own shadow, I know his ass isn’t going to join a revolt. He will happily stay inside and do what he’s always done. My husband’s cat though…she’s a little shit and if she demands equal right then she better be contributing to the bills from now on. 

  2. A coalition of talking pets would never make owning pets illegal. 

    A cat that can talk would know for a fact they have it better than stray cats. 

    Bad owners would now run the risk of their pets actually being able to contact animal services though. 

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