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**"Eggonia" Falls into Crisis as President BinkyMcSnuffles Orders Mass Nationwide Hug-Off"

Date: March 23, 2023, 14:45 CEST

Eggonia, a country known for its vibrant beaches, quirky politicians, and love of pineapple pizza, has plunged into chaos following a bizarre order from President BinkyMcSnuffles. The controversial leader, infamous for his love of disco music and fluffy animals, has called for a nationwide "Hug-Off" – a compulsory mass hugging event meant to "increase national positivity and reduce squishy feelings."

In a press conference earlier today, President McSnuffles announced, "We need to unite as a country and wrap our arms around each other – literally. No, really, hugs are good for the soul, or so I’ve been told. It’s time we show the world that even in the darkest of times, Eggonia knows how to let it go and get those endorphins flowing."

The response from the population has been mixed, with some enthusiastic citizens already beginning to queue up for their mandatory hugging sessions. Others, however, have expressed deep concerns about personal space and the potential transmission of colds.

Experts warn of potential consequences of the country’s sudden embracing of touch therapy, stating, "This could have unforeseen effects on personal boundaries and the national risk of fungal infections."

The Eggonian government has promised that trained "Hug-Certified Specialists" will be on hand to monitor the proceedings, ensuring everyone gets a comfortable and COVID-safe squeeze. Meanwhile, international leaders are scrambling to respond to the crisis, with some issuing statements offering support and solidarity to the embattled nation.

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Not a serious country.

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